You see them hanging around the local mall, wearing what they
call 'hoodies', or hooded sweatshirts to hide their faces. They don't want recognised by Police, or the old woman
standing waiting innocently at the bus-stop, who they are planning to violently assault. They are the criminal element in
the Gothic Subculture. Psychotic gangs of braindead Gothic youths out to cause trouble. Sometimes known as 'Mansonites',
'Mall-goths', 'Emos' or 'Skater-kids'. To most, this is a rite of passage for young goths, before
they choose their tribe. They are the 'Criminal Goths'.
Your average Goth is what I like to refer to as
'Dead In the Head'. They have such low levels of intelligence, it is amazing that they can actually breath, let alone
string complete sentences together. They are mindless morons dedicated to a lifetime of violence and aggression. The
Criminal Goths are the worst of these types. They will shout profanities at random passers-by. They will spit and old
women and Priests. Attack tramps and vagrants just for the thrill of it. Rape small animals and puppies. Stick broken
glass into their own genitals, and up their own rectums. Eat and drink their own excrement and urine. It is just sickening.
Many Goths grow out of this this, and go on to join one of the other categories of goths (ie Vampire, Nazi, Satanist,
Victim). While the vast majority realise this was just some self-destructive angsty teenage phase they were going through,
and grow up. They get jobs, get a decent haircut, meet proper friends through work, and go on to be normal
productive members of society.
But some never grow out of it. They go on to become lepers of society, still
living in their mother's basements when they are 43 years old, stinking of stale sweat and urine. They have long
greasy unwashed hair and collect Star Trek models, and can speak in fluent 'Klingon', like
the sad pathetic losers they really are.
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