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DE-GOTHING YOUR CHILD

Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.
Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.  Proverbs 23:13-14

 

Dear Parent,

You have come to this section to find out how to 'cure' your child from the Gothic sickness. However, before we begin going into the process we call 'De-Gothing', we must first explore how your Child got that way in the first place. Because make no mistakes, this is YOUR FAULT!


You were meant to be the Child's protector and guardian. You were meant to protect your child. And you have FAILED! So you must ask yourself the following questions. Where did I, as a parent, go so wrong? Was I too easy on him? Letting him go around with kids I hardly know? Why has my child turned out to be human garbage? Is this MY fault? Because let's get something clear here, if your child is walking around dressed like some drug-addled mentally impared Morticia Addams, then this is a bad reflection on you as a mother. For it is you, and you alone who has failed them.


From the Bible - 


'If any be blameless, the husband of one wife, having children not accused of riot or unruly.' Titus 1:6


'Children, obey your parents in the Lord: for this is right. Honour thy father and mother' Ephesians 6:1-2


'The rod and reproof give wisdom: but a child left [to himself] bringeth his mother to shame.' Proverbs 29:15


So you must ask yourself this question - Do I beat my children enough? Because I think we can agree that if your child is running around dressed like some Satanic clown in fishnets, raping kittens and eating babies, they need to be disciplined. Before it is too late. And remember, we, as Christians, guide our lives according to the Bible, not Children and Family Services.


Here is what the Bible says about how to discipline your child -

In the lips of him that hath understanding wisdom is found: but a rod [is] for the back of him that is void of understanding. Proverbs 10:14

He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes. Proverbs 13:24

Foolishness [is] bound in the heart of a child; [but] the rod of correction shall drive it far from him. Proverbs 22:15

Chasten thy son while there is hope, and let not thy soul spare for his crying. Proverbs 19:18

And you can see the truth it right there in God's Holy book. If you love your child, then you MUST beat them. Do not let your child's tears stop you. You must be strong for his or her sake. Remember this is for their own good. You must beat Satan out of your child morning, noon and night. Raise your child right, according to the teachings of the Bible. Only once your child has been properly disciplined, can you call yourself a good parent. If you had disciplined them earlier we wouldn't be in this mess. Because they would respect authority. That is something that is sadly lacking in today's youth. If you haven't started beating your child already, I thoroughly recommend it. I was beaten as a child, and it never done me any harm. Trust me, they will thank you for it later in life. And always remember the old saying -

A rebellious child, is bratty and wild.
But a child you beat, is a joy to greet.


Remember, Corporal punishment is not something you do to the child, it's something you do FOR the child.

Please also check out these other Christian Articles about disciplining your child -

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Books,%20Tracts%20&%20Preaching/Printed%20Books/Dr%20Jack%20Hyles/Children/discipline.htm

http://www.apuritansmind.com/ChristianWalk/McMahonFoulUpDisciplineChildren.htm

Now, let us start to look at the De-Gothing process. But remember, once your child is free from this sick cult-like lifestyle, you MUST administer regular beatings to keep them on the straight and narrow path, which leads to Heaven. Amen!

PREPARING FOR THE DE-GOTHING PROCESS

The 'De-Gothing' process is a long and laborious process to cleanse your child, and free him/her from Lucifer's grasp. Remember there is no 'quick fix' at this stage. Your child has fallen, and fallen far, and it is now up to you as a Parent to save your child's immortal soul. Remember these methods may be difficult for you to administer, but just remember you are doing this for their own good. And if you had given your child his/her required daily beatings from the start, we wouldn't be in this situation. Now it is up to you as a loving caring Parent to make it right.

This is a twelve-stage process consisting of various methods to ensure your child does not slip back to his/her old ways, consisting of various levels of torture, cleansing, extraction of confessions, blessings, exorcisms, and finally Baptism, which may take months to complete. So be sure to tell your child's school, guidance councellers, teachers, neighbors, and your child's friends that your son/daughter will be staying with relatives for a while. I am sure you will think of some excuse. Remember this is for your child's own good.

You will first have to start with 'cleansing' your home of all Satanic icons BEFORE cleansing your child. This can be done before your child returns from school. This includes completely 'gutting' your child's room, to remove and destroy all offending Un-Godly and offensive items, such as ALL Gothic clothing, ALL sick CDs of offensive artists, ALL Anti-Christian DVDs and video tapes, ALL sick ornaments and models. If in doubt just destroy everything. The best way to be sure is to take it all out back, and burn it.
 
During the 'De-Gothing' process your child must be fed only a diet of Holy Water and oil, which must be burned over an icon of Christ before consumption, and blessed salt. This it to cleanse the body completely before, during, and after the process.

But before we go into the De-Gothing process, let us first look at some of the 'De-Gothing' tools you will need to familiarize yourself with.

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THUMB-SCREWS

THE THUMB-SCREWS - AN OLD FAVOURITE. INSERT FINGERS OR TOES AND TIGHTEN TILL YOU HEAR THE BONES SNAP AND CRACK. WHAT COULD BE SIMPLER?
 

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THE SAW

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THE RACK

THE RACK - ARMS TIED ABOVE THE HEAD, ANKLES STRAPPED DOWN, BEFORE BEING STRETCHED APART. SPIKES RIPPING FLESH, BREAKING BONES, SNAPPING JOINTS. NOW IS THE TIME TO REPENT, WITCH!
 

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TEETH

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SCIZZORS

SNIP SNIP SNIP! TAKE THAT YOU GOTHIC FREAK!
 

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RIPPERS

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THE BREAST RIPPER

RIPPERS - ANOTHER PERSONAL FAVORITE OF MINE. APPLIED RED HOT OR COLD, FOUR SHARP SPIKES SLOWLY TEAR APART BREASTS OF WOMEN CONDEMNED FOR HERESY, BLASPHEMY, ADULTERY, OR OTHER FILTHY LIBIDINOUS ACTS! TAKE THAT YOU HARLOT! WHILE THE SMALLER ONES CAN BE USED FOR RIPPING, PULLING, TWISTING AND SHREDDING TESTICLES. HALLELUJA!
 

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THE JUDAS CRADLE

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THE JUDAS CRADLE

THE JUDAS CRADLE - THE WITCH IS HOISED UP ABOVE THE DEVICE, THEN LOWERED ONTO THE DEVICE SO THAT THE POINT OF THE PYRAMID IS POSITIONED IN THE ANUS, VAGINA, OR UNDER THE SCROTUM. THE FILTHY CREATURE CAN BE ROCKED, OR MADE TO FALL REPEATEDLY ONTO THE POINT! PRAISE JESUS!
 

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THE IMPALEMENT SPIKE

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THE PEAR

THE PEAR - MY PERSONAL FAVORITE! THE PEAR IS A DEVICE WHICH EXPANDS WHILE INSERTED ORALLY, ANALLY OR VAGINALLY. IT'S A TRIED AND TESTED METHOD OF EXTRACTING THE DESIRED CONFESSION.
 

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THE HERETIC'S FORK

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THE HERETIC'S FORK

THE HERETIC'S FORK - TWO SPIKES RAMMED INTO THE BONE OF THE STERNUM, TWO SPIKES RAMMED INTO THE FLESH UNDER THE CHIN. THIS PREVENTS MOVEMENT OF THE HEAD. AFTER DAYS OF AGONY THE WITCH WILL LOSE CONCIOUSNESS, DROP HER HEAD, AND THE SPIKES WILL IMPALE THEMSELVES DEEPER INTO YOUR FACE. THE WITCH WILL WAKE UP SCREAMING IN PAIN... AND THIS PROCESS WILL REPEAT ... OVER AND OVER AND OVER...
 

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THE HEAD CRUSHER

THE HEAD CRUSHER - THINK YOUR WORST HEAD-ACHE POSSIBLE CAN ONLY BE CAUSED TO YOUR DIET OF HARD DRUGS, ALCOHOL AND LOUD AGGRESSIVE DEATH METAL MUSIC? THINK AGAIN, WITCH!
 

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THE CAT'S CLAW

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THE CAT'S CLAW

THE CAT'S CLAW - AS LARGE AS A MAN'S HAND, USUALLY ATTACHED TO A SHORT HANDLE. THIS CAN BE USED TO STRIP FLESH, STRIP OFF BONES IN ANY PART - FACE, NECK, ABDOMEN, LIMBS, BACK, CHEST, BREASTS, WHILE THE GODLESS HEATHEN SCREAMS AND SCREAMS AND SCREAMS! WHERE'S YOUR MASTER SATAN NOW, BITCH!
 

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BOOTS

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BOOTS

THE BOOTS - WEDGES THAT FIT THE LEGS FROM ANKLES TO KNEES. THE INQUISITOR TAKES A LARGE HEAVY HAMMER, AND POUNDS THE WEDGES TOGETHER, LACERATING FLESH AND PULVERISING BONE UNTIL THE MARROW GUSHES OUT! GLORY!
 
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