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The website exhibits such knowledge of what ISN'T goth, that in my opinion it could only have been written by goths or close friends of goths.

Making a mockery of the sanctity of religious dogma and scripture, the hypocracy of religion, the mass media, Enlightenment thinking all at once! When you finally realize that you have been had, it reminds you exactly how susceptible you are to the powers of media and dogma.

How often do characters in gothic literature discover some ancient text of forbidden knowledge and blindly trusting it get into a heap of trouble? By the same token, blindly dismissing it seems to get them into a heap of trouble as well.

and yet, all organized religions and the mainstream media expect you to do exactly that: Get all your facts from 1 source. No one suggests you should be open minded, read the competitors newspaper and try to think critically. No one suggests any method for you to gauge which newssource is most reliable? They talk about irrelevant numbers such as popularity, or the numbers of affiliates they have, or the numbers of viewers/worshippers.

Thank you so much. Some friends of mine linked your website to me, and it really brightened my day. it is far and away the funniest thing I've seen on the internet in quite some time. I can recall the last time I laughed so hard at work. So thank you. thank you for taking the time to share your views with the rest of us. And please, update the merchandise link. I can't wait to but your t-shirts.

Man, I wish I could shake your hand and congradulate you on your awesome sence of humor. I am serious, you are one of the few people I've run across with the talent it takes to create a real piece of work such as this. Bravo.

Thanks for the laugh! It's good to see people still have a sense of humor these day :)

I found your website through a friend of mine and let me tell you, it was the funniest damn thing I have ever seen in my life. Sheer brilliance, I couldn't stop laughing. The kind of laugh where you're not sure whether or not you're going to vomit up your intestines. Oh, and won't you join me for a cup of blood while we punch kittens and bang our heads to White Zombie? Alice Cooper made me do it, AIEEEEEE!

P.S. I like the terrorist part, because we all know that Muslims are goths. Ciao!

Seriously entertaining. You should have a god hates emos site. That'll kill 'em.

I laughed SO FUCKING HARD. What a work of genius. Absolute genius. I can't believe people are taking this shit seriously

Funny and simply brilliant. I should write about this someday. I can't just see nothing but irony.…funny.

Upon further reading, I have decided this site has to be a joke… fantastic work pointing out the obvious shortcomings of fundamentalist Christian crackpots! The deliberate spelling and grammar mistakes make a superb example of the inverse correlation between faith and intelligence! Well Done!! A parody worthy of the

I feel like a fuckin' moron now, haha. I didn't realize your site was a parody!

Well, you did a really good job, it seemed exactly like other sites that are actually real!

You almost took me in for a moment there! I must compliment you on your excellent satire. You're right up there with landoverbaptist.com.

I must say, though, that it does draw attention to the moronic fundamentalist attitude of some of those Xian freaks - the way the US is going, teaching creationism in schools, you'd suspect their next move was to reintroduce witch-burning!

I never knew hitler was a goth, that explains his great taste in uniforms! All is clear.

you should post all the hate mail you get, everyone would get a laugh out of it

Oh man, I love the godhates goths site, it's so freaking funny. I have no idea where you get the idea for all this but it's got me and tons of my friends rolling around with laughter.

Awesome job at making fun of the christians, I can't get enough of those psychotic fascist sites from those so dellusional with fear.

Keep up the great work I'm definitely gonna link this site around for every one to laugh with you. Awesome awesome job, I could never think of jokes like that.

I don't think I've ever seen such a funny website that does such a great deadpan pisstake of ignorant bigoted American Xians before. More please.

This could really turn into a good satire site. I know a lot of people are looking at it now on my blog communites and getting a good laugh, even the ones that aren't goth!

This is the funniest website I have ever been to! It is the largest and most well-crafted joke I have ever seen. You are a clever person, to come up with something so hilarious. Honestly! You're a genius! You have a great sense of humor. I especially love the thing about how goths wanted to cause 9/11, and that Osama bin Laden was inspired by them! Haha, oh man, that was classic. I should use that in a plotline in my new story. Or how Dungeons & Dragons and Harry Potter are embodiments of Satan. Seriously, you are a funny man. I'm not joking and I'm not being sarcastic. I'm not mocking you either. This is the greatest thing I've ever read.

Seriously, that section would make a great story. You should patent it and make it into a novel. It would probably be a best-seller!

I only scratched the surface here. Most of the stuff I read here was pretty funny.

In one word, that about sums up this entire website. Hi-larious. Keep up the good work. Mind you, I'm not gothic, goth-like, nor a goth sympathizer, but your Extremist views on the whole youth subcultre brings tears of laughter to my eyes.

Equating the two assholes behind Columbine with a world-wide Terrorist network? How many 17 year olds do you know are capable of hijacking the largest model of airliner, then successfully navigating it from Colorado to New York?

at first, great homepage.somwhere on the internet i found some information about goths beeing the reason for the extinction of dinosaurs.i really don´t know where i found it, but i hope you know about this theory and can include it to your homepage.